If you enjoy watching people who think they’re being oh-so-clever metaphorically self-immolate, does that give you a) dictatorial tendencies; or b) a massive case of schadenfreude?
Part of the revised draft guidance – which the Observer has learned will now be dropped – removed the requirement that sprinklers be included in the design of new schools and stated, instead, that “school buildings do not need to be sprinkler protected to achieve a reasonable standard of life safety”. It also said it “no longer includes an expectation that most new school buildings will be fitted with them”.
When the draft guidelines were published, teaching unions and fire safety organisations protested again but formed the impression that ministers were not listening and that the consultation was a sham.
Last week, in the aftermath of the Grenfell Tower fire, the revised draft guidance had been removed from the DfE website. Amid signs of panic, officials tried to insist that there had never been any intention to change policy.
The Conservative Party: no longer watering down fire safety requirements for schools because it’s a definite vote loser after Grenfell. So nice to know the country has them on which to rely.
I’m getting tired of posting this over and over again; people really need to stop being complete dicks to one another.
In Singapore, Prime Minister’s Siblings Are Taking Private Feud Public — well, well, well. I wonder how this will play out.
Our family’s almost-vegan food prep this week includes:
- roasted broccoli and red kidney beans
- stir-fried white cabbage, baby corn and shredded courgette (neither rugrat will eat courgette unless it is well-disguised, so this is attempt number Deity Knows)
- boiled broad beans
- tofu crumbles (inspired by this corn soup and tofu larb recipe)
These are theoretically going to be mix and matched into a myriad of delicious combinations served with noodles, rice, pasta, and so on; in reality, one child will just whine about how she doesn’t like it, while the other one will make a face because she can’t speak in sentences yet (the “What is this crap you’re trying to feed me?!” expression).
Neil: How embarrassing would it be if there was actually a hipster tax and you turned up to pay it, and the guy said, No, you’re okay?
*walks away chortling*