Review — Quantum of Solace

Quantum of SolaceYes, I booked my tickets weeks earlier and got in the queue with Neil to watch Quantum of Solace on opening night (opening night to the general public, that is). I’ve been a James Bond fan since Deity knows when; I think it has something to do with myself and a bunch of kids being babysat by For Your Eyes Only while all the parentals were partying it up in the living room.

So, what was it like? Entertaining. This is the first 007 I’ve seen that is a proper sequel. While James is supposedly driven extra cold with grief, he doesn’t really seem that broken up about it, since he ends up shagging Strawberry Fields (not a spoiler, it’s alluded to quite directly in the trailer). But maybe his pain is demonstrated in that (*spoiler alert*) he only shags one Bond girl throughout the entire film.

More, and more spoilers, after the jump.

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Tiny review — The Island Tapes

The Island Tapes
Glasgow Film Theatre
6.15pm, 21 January 2008

Gaelic music always sounds slightly melancholy to me, even if the music is upbeat. I think it’s the way it’s sung. It, however, suited the style of films (slightly cheeky while silent, I wish tourism officials would take note of the tone in these — contemporary tourism promotions are so bloody boring). Worthwhile if you are interested in the social history of Scotland.

Review — Apocalypto

As Neil likes to say, Mel Gibson directs good movies. Unlike Kevin Costner, he doesn’t try to make himself the hero of an epic tale of love / disaster / triumphing over insurmountable odds. Neil wanted to watch this in the cinema, and I agreed it would probably be a great big-screen outing, but time got away from us and we never got round to it. So when we saw it on sale at Asda, Neil snapped it up.

So, basically, Apocalypto is a movie about a Mayan villager, Jaguar Paw, who sees his village destroyed by ‘big city’ Mayans. They take him (and loads of others) prisoner. They march them — tied — to their city, to face a horrible fate. Jaguar Paw manages to survive and escape (more on this later), driven only by the desire to save his pregnant wife and child.

(This is all on the back of the DVD cover, so none of what I’ve said is a spoiler. But spoilers are below the fold.)

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Extensive review of my phone

It is a good phone, the only thing that annoys me is how bloody long it takes to start up and why do I need to periodically reboot in order to access the music I’ve stored on my microSD card?

What a dirty, dirty shame

It is perhaps appropriate that I purchased and watched A Dirty Shame yesterday. It’s the latest film directed by John Waters (which should tell you everything you need to know about the type of film it is). I, on the other hand, had not realised it was a John Waters film until the credits rolled, so imagine my delight.

It’s not really a film that can be spoiled in any way, so here’s what it’s about. It’s about sex addicts, starring Tracey Ullman, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, and Selma Blair. John Waters sets up situations (accidental concussions spark a complete loosening of inhibitions and the sufferers begin to openly indulge their deepest, darkest fetishes) and it all just goes crazy. Like all his films I’ve seen thus far (Cry-Baby, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living), it’s rude and shocking, but it’s not in any way pornographic. No where is there in-your-face nudity (a bloke’s arse is shown at one point and Selma Blair’s prosthetic boobs come out to play — update: on a second viewing, there were two scenes of full frontal nudity, but they were so ridiculous and it felt completely non-sexual to me), nowhere is there sexual intercourse (but there are fully-clothed simulations), but what perhaps flies in the face of ‘public decency’ is an open acceptance (? perhaps more like acknowledgement) of sexual diversity and fetish. S&M doesn’t even get a mention here, it’s probably too vanilla.

The core aim of the movie, it appears, especially in the cast and crew interviews, is to bring to the (over 17 years of age) public’s attention the fact that sex between consensual partners is not bad or evil or dirty, it just is what it is. Although this film confronts a US audience, I think this applies to Singapore too, where homosexuals (especially men) are now being discriminated against ‘for their own good’ (no public parties, no casual sex, no HIV — QED?) and where a girl’s nude, non-gynaecological photo is the talk of the town. Our public face is this Pleasantville-like facade, and not so far under the surface lurk diverse opinions, dreams, and desires, sexual or otherwise. We may not need to approve, on a personal level, every single thing, but we at least need to acknowledge they exist and not pretend that if we ignore or ban them, they will go away.

I do agree with the Big Ethel character that sometimes political correctness can go too far, though.

All in all, a good film and it made me laugh, especially to see Tracey Ullman be a ‘cunnilingus bottom’ addict.

(Plus I think Chris Isaak is hot.)