Saving Gaza

If I controlled the world, I would evacuate every innocent Israeli and Palestinian (who wanted to be evacuated) to a safe place temporarily, then let the governments and armies of both countries bomb the hell out of each other. Let the fuckers wipe themselves out.

Take That Come to Town

As Take That’s biggest fan, I cleared my schedule and watched Take That Come to Town (actually I had no idea it was on and stumbled on it on ITV2 +1 and I haven’t bought Circus yet). This bit is one of my favourites: Grumpy Gary.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is okay by me

It’s not often I agree with someone so religious they are appointed head of an entire faith, but there you go. This crisis has been made massive by the inability of government — who, IMHO, are there to make the tough decisions but are paralysed by celebrity culture — to look critically at the economy and offer sustainable solutions.

Why I don’t lifestream

If I were to lifestream the way people are expected to lifestream, people would very quickly realise that I am much more juvenile than I already appear on this here website. And you would also have to put up with inanity such as, “Today I will either attempt to stitch up the beginnings of a split side seam on my over-a-decade-old pencil skirt or admit it is time to say goodbye.” Oh wait, that’s what Twitter is for (the inanity, not the immaturity).

The right to die at a time we choose

I think Right to Die is on Sky Real Lives tonight. If I remember I might watch it. This is one of those issues where there is no one answer — perhaps the best compromise would be to engage in some sort of psych session to make sure they are making the decision for themselves, not out of obligation to family or due to mental illness.

Fair and balanced

It’s nice to see both Obama and McCain supporters on Twitter. Where are the supporters of the independents, though? Come on, show yourselves! (Edited to add: Some of those Twitterers sure are insane.) On another note, our editorial intern wants to know how Obama can be an elitist and a socialist at the same time. I want to know how he can be Muslim and have a crazy Christian pastor, too. And on another note, I hope voter turnout is high. Democracy is something to be cherished and fought for.

Kiss of death

The Economist has pretty much endorsed Barack Obama, which usually means something bad will happen. Heh. I’m for Barack Obama myself, mostly because he is certain he doesn’t have all the answers and will try to find the best compromise among competing solutions. John McCain (well, his backers) and Sarah Palin should not get to the White House because they’re certain they’re right.