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May 2008 (6)
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09: Informal, qualitative survey on unimportant matters (0)
06: Alcohol problem? What alcohol *hic* problem? (2)
05: This weekend I… (0)
02: One year on (0)
02: Facebook in real life (0)
01: The X Factor must take responsibility for our children (0)

April 2008 (33)
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29: Guess who? (6)
25: The Singapore government has no sense of irony (1)
24: The itch I can’t ever scratch (for long) (0)
23: Interpretive Lego — Eddie Izzard #3 (0)
23: How could the insanity have started already (8)
22: Interpretive Lego — Eddie Izzard #2 (0)
21: Interpretive Lego — Eddie Izzard #1 (1)
21: *tap* *tap* Is this on? (9)
21: This weekend I… (0)
18: A hypoglycaemic’s dream (1)
17: Jazz quartet (0)
17: No, I don’t know them* (0)
16: Cute tiger (0)
16: Rights or privileges? (0)
15: Gum repair (0)
14: Scots English (0)
14: The farce continues (0)
14: This weekend I… (0)
11: The Dark Church (0)
11: Does this mean China Fever might start feeling like an illness? (2)
10: Dinner — Thai (0)
09: Carubbers Cafe (0)
09: Keeping things on the small weights (3)
08: Birthday lunch (0)
07: What’s in my lunchbox — prawns (0)
07: This weekend I… (0)
04: Pretty to look at (0)
04: Jelly joints just jar (2)
03: A momentous day (4)
03: Buying books via text — a most bizarre idea (0)
02: My mother will be so proud (7)
02: The cutest dog in the world (0)
01: Meow, baby (0)

March 2008 (23)
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31: Violence among rodents (0)
31: This weekend I… (2)
28: You just hate me ‘cos I’m black (again) (3)
27: Back to the old firebrand (4)
27: Why should anyone have a big wedding? (2)
26: Mr. Potatohead has been ruling the memes and I didn’t even know about it (3)
25: Polo Confidence (2)
24: My mum is WAY ahead of her time (1)
24: This weekend I… (0)
23: Report — still dull (0)
20: Not so Famous (5)
20: Observations — All My Clothes Are From Emporio Armani Guy (0)
20: Review — The Changeling (0)
18: Kway chap — the one really gross thing I like to eat (0)
18: Stop press — China tells the truth about human rights (0)
14: WordPress vs. Movable Type (0)
13: Reasons I’m going batshit insane, #3 (4)
13: Sociological question (0)
10: This weekend I… (1)
09: Connect Four cats (2)
07: Observations — The Twins (3)
06: I’m so self-sacrificing (0)
03: This weekend I… (0)

February 2008 (8)
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29: More bookshelf pr0n (0)
28: Which unit would have been torn new arseholes for this (0)
28: Observations — Physics Guy (1)
25: Bookcase staircase (0)
25: This weekend I… (0)
22: You know you’re in Scotland when… (4)
18: Holiday: a summary (3)
14: Radio silence (0)

January 2008 (24)
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30: I’m getting traditional in my old age (5)
30: Recipe — soupy beef noodles (0)
28: This weekend I… (0)
24: An idle mind is a dangerous one, #2 (1)
22: Tiny review — The Island Tapes (0)
21: Reasons I’m going batshit insane, #2 (3)
21: This weekend I… (0)
17: Busy… (3)
15: Profiting off capitalism by being against it (0)
15: An idle mind is a dangerous one, #1 (6)
14: This weekend I… (0)
13: PUT mission #1: Oh, my poor arms (4)
10: Recipe — Chicken ramen in soup (0)
09: Reverse psychology in the US primaries (5)
09: You know it must be Baltic when… (1)
09: China bans plastic bags and global warming is reversed (0)
08: Harsh realities, #2 (5)
08: Harsh realities, #1 (0)
07: It’s the comments that make it (2)
07: Keeping it simple (0)
07: This weekend I… (0)
04: Don’t hate the game, hate the player (3)
03: Project Un-dull-ify Fitness Mission #1 (2)
03: Standing out in the cold because I want to get wet (1)

December 2007 (16)
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30: Kitten cannon (1)
26: Reasons I’m going batshit insane, #1 (0)
24: Crimbo confessions (2)
20: No Ingterneck nous (2)
19: A battered flea helpline is on the way (0)
17: This weekend I… (0)
14: Facebook in 50 years (4)
14: Recipe — Tom Yam-style soup (0)
11: Ideally matched in humour (2)
10: This weekend I… (0)
07: Video — John Mayer, Say (2)
06: Sausages (0)
06: Not everything can or should be free (0)
05: Food for a week (1)
03: Recipe — tom ka gai (0)
03: This weekend I… (0)

November 2007 (25)
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30: Now I’m really never going to get to sleep (0)
30: Earliest memories meme (0)
28: Maybe it’s the cravings that do it (0)
28: All the sentences in this post begin with the letter ‘I’ (0)
26: This weekend I… (0)
22: Definition of obese: fat as fuck ought to do it (5)
21: Not Muslim, then (2)
21: Nader is a freak (0)
21: Mind-blowing incompetence (0)
19: This weekend I… (0)
14: Weirdo cat (2)
13: Freedom to fight and kill people in war (2)
13: Yes, let’s discriminate (0)
13: Review — Apocalypto (0)
12: This weekend I… (4)
09: I left What’s On Xiamen in Xiamen, y’all (2)
08: One of the more amusing sales pitches I’ve heard (0)
07: Penguins and dinosaurs — spot the difference (0)
06: WordPress and premium themes (0)
06: The voluntary simplicity movement* of blogging and making websites (4)
05: DJ Kitteh (0)
05: I made a dick in a box (I have proof) (0)
05: This weekend I… (0)
02: Shameful (0)
02: Content fillers and links (5)

October 2007 (24)
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31: One fatality, seven injured (0)
30: Can I be the ‘escargot one’ (0)
29: Cows With Guns animated video (2)
29: This weekend I… (2)
26: Do you want to be my friend? (1)
25: You’re not organic if you fly? (8)
23: Signs you may be addicted to working (0)
22: Fame is surely just around the corner (2)
22: This weekend I… (0)
19: The Penguin Posse™ (0)
19: I have no idea who I am — I hope there’s Indian blood (0)
18: Excuses, excuses (1)
15: This weekend I… (2)
12: No mention of those dogs I read about… wait, that was made up? (0)
12: Carbon emissions! All for a dress. Yikes! (6)
11: ‘Give us your money or we’ll publicly shame you’ (0)
10: Some things — mostly irrelevant — that I’ve learned recently (0)
09: The way traffic was this morning… (2)
08: This weekend I… (3)
05: Holy Fuck (0)
04: Does this make me culturally uninformed? (5)
03: Shame (2)
03: Making the tiniest of differences (2)
01: This weekend I… (10)

September 2007 (10)
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27: I’m selfish and I want the world to know (2)
26: Busy busy busy (0)
24: This weekend I… (0)
22: Photos from the bus trip this vacation (1)
21: Yup, I’ve been away… (0)
10: This weekend I… (2)
04: Where you learn WAY more than you need to know about my intestinal complaints (4)
03: Catholics are bad* — kill the Catholics (2)
03: This weekend I… (0)
01: Protecting people from themselves never works (0)

August 2007 (27)
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31: For a manufactured pop group, they sure are lacking the requisite skills (2)
29: What happens if they both want loads of children? (1)
29: Invisible box car — neat take on catlol (0)
29: Nothing says You’re in Scotland now like a complete stranger threatening you with a bat because he wants a fight (10)
28: What old age, what retirement? (0)
28: Will the magic still be there at 50 (1)
27: This weekend I… (2)
24: Small glimpses of an ordinary life (2)
23: Talk amongst yourselves… (2)
22: Reusable chopsticks means this? (4)
21: Screw you guys, I like blue (5)
20: Meh heh heh catlols + The Big Lebowski (0)
20: This weekend I… (8)
14: No need for bionic squirrels (0)
14: A human catlol moment (0)
13: This weekend I… (0)
10: Connecting with the past (0)
09: Review — The Raw Shark Texts (0)
08: Formalising bloogers (0)
08: Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree-ee… (0)
06: Sunbathers burden on society, official cause of death, tools have morals (1)
06: This weekend I… (2)
03: Bluddy herr… (0)
03: The end of the world is nigh (3)
03: And now the truth is emerging (0)
02: Stop with the stuck-up, already (1)
01: Gene for left-handedness and schizophrenia (3)

July 2007 (28)
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31: Bipolar mice, good searches, bottles, dead old men, and frigid pigeons (4)
30: This weekend I… (7)
29: Neil is embarrassed with my hopelessness (0)
26: The House in Xiamen is killing the environment (2)
23: Spammers and social networking sites (0)
23: Thriller. In Hindi. (6)
23: This weekend I… (7)
20: The iPhone isn’t as good as a Nokia (with animations!) (0)
20: Stop the presses — uni students smoke pot (0)
19: Dragged kicking and screaming onto the bandwagon (4)
19: Jane Austen, not very successful author (0)
16: Getting religion makes animal poop less stinky (2)
16: This weekend I… (4)
12: Quick, press the hijack button so we can be shot down (0)
12: Why not let Darwin take care of unhealthy fat people (2)
12: Put a cat and a penguin together… (1)
11: Note to my sister (2)
10: Jumping the gun… or maybe not (4)
09: If they tried making their trains run on time and more frequently we might not need to run for them (0)
09: This weekend I… (0)
06: Review — Beautiful Bodies, Laura Shaine Cunningham (0)
05: Very specific (5)
04: Letting terrorists terrorise to capture eyeballs (0)
04: Open letter (3)
03: Coming down off a night with Chris Cornell (2)
02: I do not love the iPhone, and not for the usual reasons (10)
02: This weekend I… (2)
01: Glasgow bombing (2)

June 2007 (36)
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29: Toxic chemicals in food — good / bad idea (not sarcastic or rhetorical) (1)
29: Ban on smoking contravenes human rights? (7)
29: We, the people, are not responsible for anything (5)
28: My balanced diet seems a little out of whack (4)
26: Giant. Penguins. Wahooooooooo! (0)
25: You won’t give me a bonus because I went on strike? I’m going on strike! (0)
25: This weekend I… (5)
22: Buck buck, buckaaawwww (0)
22: No drinking for one month, you 16 year old, you (0)
21: She is in no way a violent person (4)
20: Ye old, old archives, the handcoded ones (9)
20: How to Look Good Naked (4)
19: Selling books can be a dirty business (0)
19: You hurt my feelings? I kill you! (5)
18: Alan Johnston’s kidnappers — American? Discuss (4)
18: The five-second rule debunked (0)
18: This weekend I… (3)
15: The terrorists? They’ve definitely beaten the United States of America (0)
15: 4711 — I knew I wasn’t hallucinating my childhood (3)
14: Culture shock — the ‘dumpling’ (12)
13: The wider McCann backlash has begun (2)
12: Give someone a computer and an Internet connection and they share their idiocy with the world (0)
12: The mountain is coming to Mohammed* (5)
11: The best part was the Tibetan nomads (0)
11: Does this categorisation work? (0)
11: Is Scotland the worst small country — it depends, really (0)
11: This weekend I… (0)
10: You… light up my life… (0)
07: Cat lol #6 (3)
06: There is no such thing as bad publicity… heehee (5)
05: I want to be a consultant (0)
05: Expat men are dickwads (in China) (17)
04: Re-opening an old case (0)
04: Edinburgh Accomodation Allowance is a joke (0)
04: This weekend I… (6)
01: I feel sad for me (6)

May 2007 (43)
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31: Another person I feel sad for (5)
31: Feeling sad for people (0)
30: Cat lol #5 (0)
30: Notes on the new job and travel (7)
28: Summer tattoo theme (0)
28: Blobs are usually asexual, right? (3)
28: The casual-chic chicken (0)
28: This weekend I… (0)
23: Cat LOL #4 (0)
23: No sympathy for Madeleine McCann’s parents whatsoever (13)
22: Paul Merton in China (0)
22: Massively complex Line Rider (0)
21: What I want to know is who thinks up this stuff (0)
21: Ingenious storage idea (0)
21: Asylum seekers and university education, or the first un-PC post of the day (0)
21: So suave (0)
21: This weekend I… (0)
17: Cat LOL from me #3 (0)
17: Spend money so you can save money — yes… (1)
17: No sense of irony there whatsoever (0)
16: To the male driver of the light blue-grey BMW (registration PL03 NVS) I saw on the motorway this morning (5)
16: The toughest first job I think (0)
15: Prince William on Facebook (0)
14: Tearing up the manifesto (0)
14: This weekend I… (6)
14: Resolved: thingie with Amazon UK (0)
11: Apparently only homos spread HIV (4)
11: I can’t repay my loans — it’s the government’s fault for enabling the finance industry (0)
11: Singapore is a ‘uniquely vulnerable state’ (0)
10: Cat lol again! (5)
10: I want guacamole (2)
10: Perhaps children need to learn about responsibility before being given rights (2)
09: Educating stakeholders in web development (0)
08: The Lo-Imp (0)
08: Obligatory cheeky post about Singapore’s education system (0)
08: This bank holiday weekend I… (0)
04: Post VOTE! thoughts (11)
03: Election day — putting in all my preferences (4)
02: CSI: Miami, where the receptionist completely reprogrammes the Web (6)
02: The day before a supposedly historic election (0)
01: Tangent on the election (4)
01: Stay away from the Americans (0)
01: People will buy anything, won’t they? (0)

April 2007 (54)
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30: This weekend I… (5)
27: Scottish slang of the day — BOAK (4)
27: Stop legislating and start teaching responsibility (0)
26: Taking The Lazy to a new level (0)
26: Pay as you throw (2)
26: A chameleon (0)
25: Photos from Pitlochry (0)
25: Meerkats — friendly wee mammals or 70s adult filmstars? (0)
25: Classic Talking Cock (0)
25: GM protestors f*%^ up big time, blame someone else (0)
24: And where does the SNP propose to get the money from (4)
24: Who needs Corrie? (0)
24: Wherein I may bite off more than I can chew because I’m stubborn sometimes (1)
23: This weekend I… (1)
19: A coinkydink? I think not! (0)
18: Speculating about Cho Seung Hui because I can (0)
18: Alex Salmond is as presidential as Bush (0)
18: Could burn water (0)
17: Cat lol / image macros (2)
17: We invented them, now we gotta live with them (2)
17: Scottish children have crappy teeth (2)
16: Day at the Borders (0)
16: The title makes it worth it (0)
16: We aren’t hiding anything (0)
16: If Scotland was mine to govern I would… (0)
16: Evanomics on the metric system (2)
16: This weekend I… (0)
13: Sorry, my sperm have a boner (0)
13: Defending freedom — looks great at home (0)
13: Too few hours — or, I wish I only needed 1/2 the sleep (2)
13: Let the horse-trading begin (0)
13: The human-hamster divide has been breached (2)
13: Crunchy on the outside (0)
12: Dangerous People with Severe Personality Disorder (0)
12: We’re paranoid FOR YOUR OWN GOOD (0)
12: My body is my temple (0)
12: Kurt Vonnegut (Jr) (0)
12: Happy Birthday, Neil! (1)
11: The totally typical Singaporean post about food (3)
10: Just having a decent service would be better (4)
10: We don’t have a dark side (0)
10: Because I WANT the Ingterbloogoenvirons to be just like real life (4)
10: 41:01 (2)
10: Debt makes the world go round (0)
05: What are you doing for Easter? (4)
04: Glasgow Central closed this weekend (2)
03: Reactions to the Scottish Conservative’s manifesto (2)
03: Recognising history is not controversial (0)
03: First official day of election campaigning (0)
03: Walking Scotland (0)
02: If I had the time and energy CakePHP would be my latest hobby (0)
02: How to vote in the 2007 Holyrood elections (0)
02: We were wrong, but we’re right anyway (0)
02: This weekend I… (0)

March 2007 (69)
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30: Don’t you just love propagandistic news services (0)
30: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (0)
29: Iran-Britain standoff over disputed waters (0)
28: Do designers still get to charge £10,000 for a website these days (0)
28: Casus belli (0)
28: Scottish 2007 election manifestos (0)
27: LKY to face protests in Canberra (0)
27: And I don’t even get to vote in MY OWN COUNTRY (2)
27: Feel better and radiate your dermis (4)
26: Interesting concept, eBay addicts would go nuts (3)
26: Not our smokers (0)
26: UK’s Prison Service never ceases to amaze me (0)
26: This weekend I… (0)
25: 42:00 (2)
23: The pros and cons of the LKY (0)
23: Cake. Eat. (2)
23: How do you solve a problem like Iraq? (0)
23: PC-crazy (0)
23: Sir, the public house has no place in polite society (0)
22: Neil thinks it’s time for Scotland to go independent (0)
22: London needs a new sewer to stop the Olympics stinking (0)
22: What is a psychopath? (0)
22: In which I go on about a disease I’ve never had (1)
22: No rocket scientists (or savvy politicos) needed (1)
21: Harass your local council into doing some work (0)
21: Gay adoption and forcing everyone to accept it (0)
20: At least they can send text messages to give the bad news (0)
20: As if the series isn’t interminable enough (0)
20: Coughing up lovely phlegm (0)
20: Bryan Taylor’s election bloog (0)
20: Don’t pretend your reason for war never existed (0)
19: This weekend I… (5)
16: Hate is humour (0)
16: Former RBS chairman backs Alex Salmond (2)
16: And more on the environment from a non-greenie (0)
15: Because you want me to inflict more bad doodles on you (0)
15: Toyota Prius does more environmental damage than a Hummer (11)
15: The M8, rubbish tip of Central Scotland (0)
15: Entitled to special treatment all the time (0)
14: You know you’re in Glasgow when… (2)
14: Lending to people with bad credit means you get bad debts (8)
14: Anonymous can sue me (0)
14: smart2go (0)
13: Creating a 3D effect with image editing software (2)
13: Preacher! On HBO! We don’t have fucking HBO! (1)
13: I am the champion (0)
13: Cultivate that restless habit (0)
13: I don’t want to ask again, but I will (2)
12: Open letter (5)
12: I am definitely not the type to fall for the marketing hype, just pretty bottle design (0)
12: Mapping with no navigation is ideal (0)
12: This weekend I… (5)
09: Life interrupted (0)
09: Being a grown up can really suck sometimes (5)
09: Brilliant (0)
09: More pathetic political point-scoring (0)
09: A baldly greedy, cynical scam — IMHO (1)
08: Animal stories to warm the cockles of the soul and scare the crap out of you (3)
07: John Reid sounds like a real eejit (0)
07: The days to come are gonna be a rush rush rush (5)
07: The rail union and striking workers are on a different planet or something (2)
06: Do not, on any account, think to oneself that for someone who is so accident-prone, one has not had any accidents lately (0)
05: Sure, some people really need welfare, but most don’t (0)
05: This weekend I… (2)
02: What’s not to love about Shaun? (1)
02: The glass is half-full (3)
02: Trembly noses and ruminations abound (6)
02: Why in Deity’s name should this be a burden on taxpayers (0)
01: Another human face on the Israel-Palestine conflict (0)

February 2007 (41)
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28: Harry Potter’s all growed up (5)
28: I never said I was consistent (0)
28: Oh boo bloody hoo (3)
27: *parp* No comment needed (0)
27: Don’t buy from pet stores — rescue an animal instead (0)
26: A run down on the holiday where I got loads done in only six days (0)
19: Varieties R Us (1)
15: On vacation (2)
15: I didn’t realise Scots were a different race from the English (2)
15: Gillian McKeith is a fruitcake (0)
15: Buying into the hype (0)
14: Arne Bevaart’s Culture Shock (0)
14: The UK is failing children (6)
14: Hey, sometimes getting in there may be the only answer (0)
14: The inconsiderate high-beaming SUV drivers of the undersea world (2)
14: Fluffy story for Valentine’s Day (0)
13: SIR blog (0)
12: Even when liars tell the truth, they are never believed (2)
12: This weekend I… (4)
09: Eddie Bear takes his share (0)
09: The black, rich sheep (0)
09: I is the new You (1)
09: Something I haven’t really done in a while (0)
09: Prisoner human rights lawsuits — a growth industry (0)
08: It just makes me want to cry (2)
07: Bwahahahahahahaha (0)
07: Oh boy (0)
07: Questions of natural selection (1)
07: The more you get, the more you want (0)
06: Pretty damned stupid (0)
06: When you get all secretive to protect something it’s gonna get out and everyone’s gonna know your shit (0)
06: When life gives you calamansi (1)
05: The ‘civilised’ nation (0)
05: Philosophy in nursery (0)
05: This weekend I… (0)
03: 66:17 (2)
02: And our relaxation mudbath room used to be the morgue (0)
02: You know you’re a geek when you use computing terms to describe physical exercise (0)
01: Scottish slang of the day — MESSAGES (0)
01: This is life as the US knows it (0)
01: Who’s your favourite type designer? (0)

January 2007 (84)
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31: Hello, Murphy (2)
31: Google is not evil (1)
31: You want to let me go? I’ll strike! (0)
31: Terrorism, but not as we know it?! (2)
31: Seawater slags (0)
30: And no other nation doesn’t put itself first? (0)
30: Windows Vista — ready at some point (0)
29: Slow and steady finishes the race (2)
29: This birthday weekend I… (2)
26: Meeeeooowwww *sploosh* (1)
26: Shiiiiiinnnnneeeee… let it shine (0)
26: Birthdays and jail (6)
26: Foodie Friday — New England Clam Chowder (0)
26: History was made today (0)
25: So cute you’ll want to spew and spew forever (0)
25: My kind of animal — the sloth (0)
25: She must have been living under a very plush rock for some time (1)
25: Can’t keep anything good (0)
24: Dance of the flight attendant (4)
24: Rabbie Burns (4)
24: Anyone noticed that Google Images is different? (0)
24: Never trust a stranger (or a tattoo artist you don’t know) (0)
22: Linlithgow Palace photos (2)
22: This weekend I… (2)
19: Photos from the first snow day (0)
19: Run Glasgow is telling me how to do it right (0)
19: The Sydney Morning Herald needs to fire their tech writer (0)
19: The Burmese junta are barking mad (0)
19: Foodie Friday - Roasted Cauliflower Popcorn (0)
19: Do as I say, not as I do (1)
18: It’s a slow news day when Gordon Brown has to denounce Big Brother (0)
18: