Fame beckons. The Culture Show (BBC 2) featured an interview with the boss, and they came to our office to shoot some extra stuff (meetings, the office, our books). After years of having a camera stuck in my face (thanks, Chuen), I’ve become very good at deliberately ignoring cameras.

The shot through the office features a slightly out-of-focus me in my favourite stripey cardigan, horribly hunched over at my PC. It’s only a second but my mother would be very disappointed that my posture is so incredibly poor.