Open letter to the ladies
24 June 2009
Dear Women Who I Consider My Friends,
Please stop getting pregnant. You’re freaking me the hell out* with all this fecundity.
‘Kthxbai!
Love,
Andrea
* But seriously, congratulations to Kristen, Indira, Gillian, Olivia, Suzanne, and now, Hazel**. But you guys are freaking me out.
** I’ve just found out even my hairdresser’s pregnant. Bloody hell.
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if it makes you feel better, this is the final time i'm planning on doing this. :o)
Comment by kristen — 29 June 2009 @ 5:32 am