No prizes for guessing which participant in this phone conversation is my mum.
“So what are you wearing?”
“A blue cheongsam.”
“(Happy voice) Oh that’s good… is it sleeveless or will it have sleeves?”
“It’s sleeveless, but a traditional design.”
“So your tattoos will be on show.”
“(Why are you stating the obvious voice) Yeah.”
“(Very helpful voice) You know, there is some special makeup that people use to cover up their tattoos, but it may damage your dress.”
“(I’ve been getting tattoos for over a decade so why would I be ashamed of them voice) I’m not the one who wants to cover up my tattoos.”
“(I’m really trying not to control things, honest I’m not voice) Haha, you’re so unconventional compared to other people.”
“(I’m going to start sending annoyed emails again voice) Well, it depends on whose conventions you’re comparing me to.”
*sigh*
Singapore TV fined for gay scenes:
In the episode concerned MDA said the host of the show helped a gay couple transform their room into a new nursery for their adopted baby and congratulated and acknowledged them as a family unit.
The episode, which aired in January, “normalises their gay lifestyle and unconventional family setup”, MDA said.
For one thing, I’m shocked they actually wanted to film a same-sex couple and their child. Second, GOD FORBID Singaporeans should think being unconventional is okay — we need to focus on being creative and innovative.
(Can you drag Singaporeans into modern doing while protecting their archaic thinking?)
I’m already looking to re-design.
No, it’s not a wedding theme I’m thinking of.
Isn’t it amazing how this happens:
People tend to accept my er, less than sociable or conventional ways and most have given up trying to change me.
Then I announce I’m getting married.
Suddenly everyone (well, not everyone, but a surprising number) wants me to have a wedding their way, which includes covering up my tattoos.
Most of these people have known me for long enough, and are well aware that I’m a contrary, stubborn little cow, especially when told what to do. So ‘cover up your tattoos’ is more likely to get me into a halter top than long sleeves — unless, of course, there is some clever reverse reverse psychology going on, where I might do what they want because it’s what they least expect.
I just wanted to write that nonsense down because it amuses me.