I’ve never been rickrolled. I would certainly be surprised to click on a link about a topic (not Rick Astley) and end up watching him in his, er, heyday, wearing that denim shirt and high-waisted jeans.

We used to call him Mr. Potatohead when his Stock, Aitken and Waterman days were just beginning. We giggled at his inability to dance, his poofy hair, but never at his voice. He has an amazing voice.

Mr. Astley, even though you’ll be touring in an 80s revival (some things should not be revisited), I still think you’re faboo.