I have no idea who I am — I hope there’s Indian blood

One of my favourite programmes on the teevee is Who Do You Think You Are?, a documentary that traces a number of poms’ family histories. I did not get the chance to see all the episodes this season, but I really enjoyed the Alistair McGowan episode (where I knew he was Irish before he did). My favourite, by far, was last night’s final episode, tracing Matthew Pinsent’s family history. I had no idea who he was, but now I know that he is a retired, multiple Olympic medal-winning rower, has twin boys, and is a direct descendant of William the Conqueror.

As Neil said, he has every right to go to Buckingham Palace, knock on the door, and say to the Queen, “Oi, Auntie Betty, this is my house.”

• 19 Oct 2007

• Thinking