I was terribly amused to see both sides of the argument over new fines for inappropriate parking in priority parking spaces at Asda — mainly the statement from one lady who said (not verbatim, but pretty close) the new fines (£60) were unfair because she couldn’t be bothered to look for a parking space metres away, and since those priority spaces are so much closer to the supermarket she should be able to park there ‘for five minutes’ and get her shopping.

Wow. She couldn’t do any more to publicise her all-encompassing self-centredness than to be interviewed for a national news programme, could she?