… she just rips bollocks off with her bare hands in rage-induced amnesia.

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

Wah biang eh. A little worse than a bunny boiler, methinks.

(How did the victim end up naked from her pulling his bollock off although he had supposedly spurned her advances? Her advances must have been acceptable up to the point when he only had his underpants on.)