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21 Jun 2007

She is in no way a violent person

… she just rips bollocks off with her bare hands in rage-induced amnesia.

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

Wah biang eh. A little worse than a bunny boiler, methinks.

(How did the victim end up naked from her pulling his bollock off although he had supposedly spurned her advances? Her advances must have been acceptable up to the point when he only had his underpants on.)

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Comments

22 June 2007
08:08

neil

How do you rip one out of the scrotum without said pouch having already been cut, or punctured in some way? Sounds like she actually stabbed the dude in the groin. I wonder if he looks like The Dude? Heehee!

22 June 2007
09:03

andrea

Maybe she has really, really long nails?

24 June 2007
01:56

Tutu

…or she’s David Blaine!

Oh wait, he’s drowning himself this month on Star TV, so he’s busy…

25 June 2007
08:46

Andrea

No, really? Gah!

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