I feel sad for me
Holy crap, I really am an infant. I just choked quite painfully on a chunk of chorizo, in an ‘ohmygod I’m going to need the Heimlich and this is really gonna hurt ohmygod ohmygod… it’s gone down, but damn, my throat feels bruised’ way.
(It’s not gone down all the way, but enough that I just feel slight discomfort, not pain and panic.)
Lesson learned. Bite of SMALL chunks of sausage, DO NOT pop the whole snack-sized meat clump in one’s mouth, because the KLUTZ of the CENTURY will always find a way to turn it into a mini-emergency. It is no freaking wonder I don’t chew gum. Can you imagine if I tried to WALK at the same time? Disaster would strike!
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Finally, I realize I’m not alone in the universe. I’ve been told I eat quickly by military standards, which is apparently Pretty Damned Fast.
Thoughts on chorizo:
Really good stuff, if you like salty food and you neglect to investigate its ingredients.
Chorizo in Scotland? That seems unlikely on first thought. Where’d you find it?
just guessing- tapas bar?! kinda reminds of ngoh hiang…andrea you’re the bane of fatties around the world - you can snack so much and stay so thin…envy lah!
The thing is, Ben, I eat REALLY slowly. When I was at uni, I used to hang out at the 2nd hand CD store on campus at lunchtime (was hoping to spot some bargains), and the owner used to tell me to swallow after watching me chew interminably!
I got a bag of bite-size chorizo from the Co-Op supermarket in our town.
Judy, nope, was snacking at the office. One of Neil’s favourite things is the Muslim ngoh hiang in Far East Plaza.
was that an expat chorizo or chinese - “Lesson learned. Bite of SMALL chunks of sausage, DO NOT pop the whole snack-sized meat clump in one’s mouth” - hmmm - you really are sad to be posting such s***. me worse for bolthering to reply to your dulcid crap.
And you are still reading… why?
Shoeless Ho reads because he/she can’t go out… got no shoes!
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