Who needs Corrie?

Male osprey flies home to find out his bird (heh) has shacked up with another bloke — she’s even laid eggs for the other man!

Henry kicked the eggs out of the nest and observers had hope that he would believe two more that she laid were his - but he has now ejected them too.

If they were anthropomorphosised, there would be lots of glares and beers consumed in the same dank village pub. And murder trials. And fade-out sex scenes in council flats.

• 24 Apr 2007

• Thinking