You’ll get me to click on a link that says Cooking, Cleaning And Washing Helps You Ward Off Breast Cancer

What the hell, dude. There’s a link between housework and reduced risk of breast cancer, but perhaps not with normal physical exercise?

I don’t cook, but I don’t mind doing the dishes or laundry. I’m not that great at vacuuming and I’m seriously bad at ironing. So what are my chances there?

Freakin’ German scientists.