Stop fucking hacking me

You may be some Arabic writer or whatever. I’m not even American, I just run my site (What’s On Xiamen) on one. It’s a personal project, I don’t get rich or make much, if anything, on it. Leave my site the fuck alone. Goddamn it.

Rogue taxidermy

All I can say is… holy fuck.

This weekend I…

  • went to listen to Ellen and Runar at My Living Room (The House, My Living Room… Xiamen businesses are all about confusing names)
  • went for a game of pool (I was keeping Neil company, I’m not really into pool) at The Londoner
  • crafted
  • had dinner at Rustica (Tony’s)
  • met up with Georgie and Gary at Havana (sangria and mojitos were consumed)
  • moved on to The Londoner (Xiamen nightlife is so unpredictable)
  • shopped a bit with the Chongs (new pair of jeans and some games)
  • had dinner at a great Anhui place (and ate ang zao* duck! I’ve never eaten ang zao anything outside of home before!)
  • walked home in the rain
  • finished watching Red Dwarf season three

* Ang zao is a paste for stewing pork, chicken, etcetera. It’s fermented rice and something else, it’s red in colour and has a distinctive taste.

Noood pictures of who?

Wow. Lots to do. Craft swaps, magazine to publish, paper to write.

I’m getting a lot of spam on my Yahoo! mail account for “nude Angelina Jolie” pictures. I saw her nipple in Hackers. That’s all I needed to see, personally. It was pink. So there.

A great challenge, and more fulfilling than spending piles of cash or buying fakes

The counterfeit crochet project — this is hilarious.

I think I’ll ask Mum first

Menstruation Is Fast Becoming Optional. Wow. I dunno.

What are they afraid of?

I’m reading and looking at the pictures of people protesting The Da Vinci Code — really, are they completely insane?

It’s a film, based on a novel. A story. It’s not real. Maybe the conspiracy theories are real, but it is not fact. It’s a really good thriller, he wove real-world theories with his story and put it all together really well. Only a complete idiot would read this NOVEL and think it was a reference book. But maybe that’s what the Catholic church is afraid of.

(Read more.)

I could be rich


My blog is worth $23,146.14.
How much is your blog worth?

According to Leapfish.com, “It has been determined based on search results that this name may be extensively valuable beyond the scope of the LeapFish.com domain analysis tool.” The domain serialdeviant.org is worth $83,544!

And, on this Business Opportunities Weblog, this here online journal-y thing is worth $23,146.14.

So, if I sold the domain, then the contents of my weblog (man, it’s gotta be a real weirdo who’d want to buy it), I would make $106,690.14. Not bad, eh. Too bad it’s all just something fun with which to entertain.

Maybe now someone I know will think it’s a brilliant idea to buy domain names and sell them on for a great profit. I don’t know who’ll tell him that idea has been done. (This is a private joke for Jane and Neil.)

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