Just in case anyone cares, I got an iron for Christmas last year

Neil’s just such a treasure, isn’t he?

This year, I got Neil a bright green LeTigre shell suit top.

I’ve asked for a bathrobe. I haven’t got that yet.

S’pose I could’ve asked for something else. My list is probably long, if I take the time to think about it.

• 6 Jan 2006