Relatives, especially the one I call ‘Mum’, might want to skip this because it’s my discussion on anal sex and poo
It is my distinct impression that in the mid to late nineties, anal sex was not all that common in pornography, and was only just beginning to be seen as a normal act during filmed sex (that is, if you find filming other people have sex as perfectly normal — I don’t have anything against it, as long as they don’t think I’ll do it, I’m no exhibitionist). I don’t recall seeing many mainstream nudie magazines or porn videos that featured anal probing in every scene*. In fact, I really only remember watching one video** that focused on anal sex, something by Nina Hartley who was ‘teaching‘ couples how to start having and enjoying anal sex.
As someone who suffers from occasional bouts of constipation, and having just endured a rather painful session (and those who know me in real life are now cringing and considering hitting the ‘back’ button and never returning), anal sex naturally came to mind. It is such agony trying to make something leave your bum, why would you want to have reverse constipation and shove something up it***?
That’s a new porn contest, something like extreme Jackass. The girl would be lying there with a pretty nasty bout of constipation, with the poo all backed up her bum, and the challenge would be to see how deep into someone else’s shite a stranger’s willy can and will go. I’m sure someone will tell me that this already exists and I can say eeeeeeeeewwwww.
I suppose in that the mainstream porn industry, those getting their fudge packed would get an enema first. Again, something I don’t even want to contemplate unless my doctor tells me I’ll die without one. And I’m not going to tell you all the gory details (I don’t think) if I do ever have to get an enema. I do have some decorum left.
There may be people I know who indulge in anal sex (or enemas, there’s a fetish for everything, isn’t there) as something pleasurable. I don’t have anything against anal sex, as long as it’s other people doing it and they don’t expect me to get involved and I don’t have to see or hear about it. I’m not (too much of) a prude, but there are acts that I consider best left in the bedroom (or dungeon, I suppose, if you’re into BDSM). It’s not called intimacy for nothing.
Constipation: very bad thing. It is punishment from the deities for not making nude virgin offerings to the god of fibre. Constipation is not the friend of anal sex. That’s my final word on the subject.
* Remember, I was in Australia at the time, where we could get X-rated videos and magazines delivered in brown paper.
** Ah, my misspent youth.
*** My definition of anal sex: taking a shit backwards. Was probably my sister who coined the phrase, I can’t remember.
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If you had anal sex on a regular basis, it might contribute to a toned and limber colon that is not as prone to constipation.
There used to be a big chunk of Catholics that had it pounded in that birth control was wrong. The very low risk of pregnancy during anal sex tended to raise the incidence. Either that or Catholic girls are filthy sluts that use it as a way to rebel (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Actually, my mum once remarked that if one had anal sex a lot, one’s sphincter would not possess the required… elasticity to hold poo in. So when one had to go, one really had to go.
I think she was just trying to scare you off it. Would not that also hold true if you ate an excess of fiber?
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