The seven meme that might get me killed

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7 things that scare me:

1. Cockroaches.
2. Centipedes.
3. Cockroaches.
4. The hour after I watch a really scary flick.
5. My computer dying.
6. Cockroaches.
7. My Cabbage Patch Kids coming to life (when I had them, that is).

(Yeah, I’m really terrified of cockroaches.)

7 things that I like most:

1. Neil.
2. Food.
3. Sleep.
4. The Internet for providing the ability to find truly weird shite.
5. Good quality socks (for dolls).
6. Music.
7. My camera(s).

7 important things in my room:

1. Eye mask to block out that damn flickering ceiling light.
2. Closet with all my clothes in it.
3. Doona.
4. Bedside table with my mobile phone / alarm clock.
5. The ensuite!
6. Neil (but not his farts).
7. The bed, but I’d like it better if it wasn’t rock hard.

7 random facts about me:

1. I practically have no eyebrows — actually, I have two half-brows.
2. I have no tattoos on my ankles or wrists (yet?).
3. I wear my watch on my right wrist.
4. I have eight ear piercings.
5. I look dead dorky with a fringe.
6. I think I look older when I wear my contact lenses instead of my glasses.
7. My tongue piercing is slightly crooked.

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Fix my myopia.
2. Explore Europe.
3. Complete my tattoos (not that there’s a plan or anything).
4. Drive through the United States.
5. See Indochina.
6. Write a book (this does not equal ‘find a publisher’).
7. Learn to surf.

7 things I can do:

1. Annoy people by cracking my knuckles.
2. Bending my elbows the wrong way and nauseating all present.
3. Eat a hella lot of barbecue.
4. Make sock dolls.
5. Say fuck in Chinese (I just learned that).
6. Say ‘fuck your mum’s smelly bits’ in Hokkien and Cantonese.
7. Complain a lot (I’m Singaporean, it’s genetic).

7 things I can’t do:

1. Sit still.
2. Admit I’m wrong (sometimes it’s grudgingly admitted, but not often).
3. Draw.
4. Use a sewing machine.
5. Eat chilli (well, that’s more a won’t).
6. Programme anything in any programming language.
7. Remember how to spell ‘manoeuvre’ (I just had to look it up).

7 things I say the most:

1. ‘Like’ (unfortunately).
2. ‘Apparently’.
3. ‘I’m hungry’.
4. ‘I want barbecue’.
5. ‘What do you want for dinner?’
6. ‘No, what do you want for dinner?’
7. ‘How are we getting there?’

7 Celebrity Crushes:

1. Drew Barrymore
2. Jonny Lee Miller
3. Angelina Jolie (from her Hackers days)
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Katie Holmes (before her current… taste in men plummeted)
6. Patrick Stewart
7. Carly Pope

7 people who could do this:
I dunno. Anyone who wants to, I guess.