In the thick of it

Just found out my mum’s been temporarily transferred to help the new Board over at the NKF. I expect to hear about:

• secret sex tapes featuring TT Durai rolling around, naked, in coin
• TT Durai’s habituation of dialysis patients to champagne so they’ll never tell
• TT Durai swearing to do ‘whatever it takes’ to destroy the SPH for talking about their plumbing
• not-quite-generous-enough donors getting a visit from TT Durai in his Mercedes for a little ‘chat’
• what ‘perks’ really means in TT Durai’s office diary
• TT Durai’s gold-plated peanuts

(Joking, ah.)

Update: just to make things clear, in case anyone wants to sue me for defaming anyone else, this is a joke about how much people have overreacted with respect to TT Durai’s compensation and perks.

• 28 Jul 2005

• Thinking