Paranoia is fun
Here’s a conspiracy for you:
The Bloggers.SG convention is being held at a time when those studying overseas are back in Singapore on holiday so that the government can video record them on spy cameras and make sure their host countries get told they are potential terrorists so they will get strip-searched and thrown into prison upon their return. Voila, someone else’s ‘problem’.
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** gasp **
You’ve figured it out! Now you must die. I’m sending the silencer aka miyagi after you. Run. You have a 30 day headstart.
Eh, Cowboy, send Miyagi to the China embassy and get a tourist visa, then come to Xiamen and find me. I’m the ethnic Chinese girl with short hair and glasses. Sure can find one.
But then Miyagi might end up with a bigger conspiracy, being imprisoned in China, tortured and all to admit he is there to spy on behalf of the Bloggers.SG. Then how?
He becomes someone else’s ‘problem’ lah. QED!
hahahhaa.
I think we send Idler better. She knows kung-foo.
Cannot, will be associated with Falun Gong. Worst.
But better for the conspiracy!
your blog belong to us
Oh…The Big Brother has spoken. Die liao! Die liao!
Please, Andrea, please, remove this post and all the comments. Otherwise, I don’t think I will be able to return to Singapore. Ever!
Er…see, too anxious with the Big Brother watching that I typed wrongly. I mean, I won’t be able to return to Singapore. Die liao! Die liao!
Hehehehehe. How ’bout me, then? I sure kena, then.*
* I’ll surely get in trouble.
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