Here’s a conspiracy for you:
The Bloggers.SG convention is being held at a time when those studying overseas are back in Singapore on holiday so that the government can video record them on spy cameras and make sure their host countries get told they are potential terrorists so they will get strip-searched and thrown into prison upon their return. Voila, someone else’s ‘problem’.
** gasp **
You’ve figured it out! Now you must die. I’m sending the silencer aka miyagi after you. Run. You have a 30 day headstart.
Comment by caleb — 2 June 2005 @ 9:40 am
Eh, Cowboy, send Miyagi to the China embassy and get a tourist visa, then come to Xiamen and find me. I’m the ethnic Chinese girl with short hair and glasses. Sure can find one.
Comment by Andrea — 2 June 2005 @ 9:58 am
But then Miyagi might end up with a bigger conspiracy, being imprisoned in China, tortured and all to admit he is there to spy on behalf of the Bloggers.SG. Then how?
Comment by bohemianlisa — 2 June 2005 @ 10:25 am
He becomes someone else’s ‘problem’ lah. QED!
Comment by Andrea — 2 June 2005 @ 10:32 am
hahahhaa.
I think we send Idler better. She knows kung-foo.
Comment by caleb — 2 June 2005 @ 10:54 am
Cannot, will be associated with Falun Gong. Worst.
Comment by bohemianlisa — 2 June 2005 @ 10:59 am
But better for the conspiracy!
Comment by Andrea — 2 June 2005 @ 11:43 am
your blog belong to us
Comment by the con — 2 June 2005 @ 11:56 am
Oh…The Big Brother has spoken. Die liao! Die liao!
Please, Andrea, please, remove this post and all the comments. Otherwise, I don’t think I will be able to return to Singapore. Ever!
Comment by bohemianlisa — 2 June 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Er…see, too anxious with the Big Brother watching that I typed wrongly. I mean, I won’t be able to return to Singapore. Die liao! Die liao!
Comment by bohemianlisa — 2 June 2005 @ 12:35 pm
Hehehehehe. How ’bout me, then? I sure kena, then.*
* I’ll surely get in trouble.
Comment by Andrea — 2 June 2005 @ 12:43 pm