Get your own cl1t tickler
So ah, this is the award I got from… er… this very prestigious commercial company that proves that I am very enterprising and creative*, so you all better offer me a good salary and a magically enormous 13th month bonus (as far as I know I am also fertile, but I have not tested this hypothesis). And feature me in the Sunday Times**.
Via Karen, who also sent it to Mick. They are both in advertising.***
* Yes, I am being ironic while joking at the same time. I got degree. I damn clever, hor?****
** Yes, I was in town to read the article (*gasp* in print!!), recognised Mr Miyagi right away, and noticed the mistake in the URL even though I don’t read his site because it’s on Blogspot.
*** Yes, they are both rather creative and enterprising and I think also fertile since they plan to have children but they aren’t Singaporean so no baby bonus for them.
**** Yes, I’m breaking out of my own ‘no Singlish’ comfort zone to bring you this in its full Singlish glory because I think such genius deserves it.*****
***** Yes, I also agree that it’s bad news and the beginning of the end when I begin footnoting my footnotes and the footnotes are longer than the actual post. Lucky for me (and you) I foot the bill.
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Congratulations on the award!
/deleted several lewd comments about fertility and testing for same…
Oh, did you have your picture taken with your soul patch on, or did Neil knick it?
Er… eh?
The Ad Guy Starter Kit is supposed to include a soul patch to help you look like you are creative.
You mean the cl1t tickler! That’s what it should really be called.
I see, you are assuming that most advertising weenies have girlfriends to use them on.
It’s Neil’s name for it, so maybe he was once a girl who had a boyfriend with one.
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