Fake fake boobs
25 April 2005
There’s something seriously fucked up with a bra made to simulate silicone-enhanced breasts:
Built-in sculpted graduated cups are designed to create a natural cosmetically enhanced look. Provides lift and slight separation to offer a fuller and firmer appearance both in and out of clothing.
Also includes liquid lifting pads that easily insert into the cups for additional cleavage.
(Picture there for the boys.) Why on God’s green earth would someone want to fake having fake boobs? And what the fuck is ‘natural cosmetically enhanced’ about?
It’s a bit mind-boggling to comprehend the marketing minds that came up with this idea. Forget padded and push-up bras that are supposed to make you look more… er, endowed than you really are as bestowed by Nature. That might cause confusion and worse, disappointment, when your shag beau of the evening discovers the truth. What you want is to proclaim that you have fake boobs, but a special kinda fake. I pity the silicone-boob-fetishists who fall for this cruel, cruel ruse. Imagine their crestfallen faces when the bra comes off and the boobs end up looking *gasp* natural.
You know the world is becoming incredibly fucking ridiculous when the market deems this a credible, profitable business idea.
I’m presuming this is for real, because there is a plastic surgeon named Dr. Daniel Man (like Mister Man, but got better grades at school).
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Hey, it says "Like Porn, but without the photos…" That is clearly a porn-like photo.
What about all the poor female impersonators that don't have the money for the operation to get fake boobs? Imagine their crestfallen faces when the clothes come off and your date has twigs and berries!
Comment by Terry — 26 April 2005 @ 12:31 am
Twigs?? More than one?
Comment by Andrea — 26 April 2005 @ 9:17 am
Amazing what modern surgery can do!
Comment by TuTu — 26 April 2005 @ 1:08 pm
I just watched Exorcist The Beginning last night, and she split her tongue in two. Kinda like that?
Comment by Andrea — 26 April 2005 @ 1:31 pm
Ouch! Trying to find some nice thoughts now…
Comment by TuTu — 26 April 2005 @ 3:59 pm
I don't know why, but this painting reminded me of your fake fake boob post.
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,462352,00.jpg
Comment by Terry — 28 April 2005 @ 5:36 am
It could be the figure is wearing the Evolution Bra.
Comment by Andrea — 28 April 2005 @ 9:29 am