Top three ups and downs of Neil being away
Upsides
- I get to burn the candle at both ends without a pesky boyfriend reminding me to eat.
- I get to play any CD I want without being told I have no taste in music.
- The bedroom doesn’t smell of fart.
Downsides
- No nookie.
- No daily dawdling over dinner and hot chocolates.
- I can’t open that damn Bovril jar by myself.
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hint: Hold the bottle up side down and smack the end with your open palm firmly. This should help break the seal and make it easier for you to open it. I’m assuming this is a new jar of something. I have no clude what Bovril is … should I?
Bovril is a beef… essence. It’s kind of thick and gooey. It’s not a new jar, I think some gooey stuff has stuck itself to the lid, that’s why I can’t get it open. But Neil can, the manly man.
sometimes the seal will loosen if you tighten the cap first…I repeat sometimes!!!
I haven’t had bovril for years, mum used ot force it into us…bloody poms!
I loooooove Bovril. But I like Vegemite, too!
I’m bringing a couple of kg of vegemite back to Xiamen with me!!
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