“We’re becoming aware of more information as it becomes public, as you are.”
Oops. Now we’ve been caught (despite issuing vehement denials), how do we make sure we don’t get caught again?
Claim you never knew, and promise ‘a full investigation and corrective actions’. Either the US President has been kept in the dark all these years — for plausible deniability purposes, just the kind of well-informed person you’d want to lead the most powerful country on earth — or he’s a big fat stinking liar.
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It was on The Daily Show last week: ‘Q: How is it that other high level cabinet officials have left, but Rumsfeld is still there? A: You don’t have to fail, you have to fail spectacularly!’
Focus on the spectacular!
I’ve just been reading “Yes Minister” and this same subject is covered wonderfully in those scripts.
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