“OhmyGod OhmyGod, they’re serving real breakfasts at McDonalds!”
“NO!!”
“Look!”
“Hotcakes! Muffins! I have to call [name deleted] right now. (Tap, tap, tap.) You will not believe what we just saw. McDonalds is serving real breakfasts in Xiamen! … Yeah, I’ll see you later. (Click.) He said he can’t believe I just called to tell him that.”
“Mmm. McDonalds breakfast.”
“I am SO THERE this Saturday. Who’s coming with me?”
“Me!”
“Me me me!”
“… Man, we’re such junk food junkies.”
This conversation happened less than 30 minutes ago, I shit you not. We are so deprived of trashy American culture the fact that McDonalds in Xiamen is finally serving breakfasts is like seeing God.
[...] we gave up) watched Shaun of the Dead (still funny) met Lydia for my first-ever Chinese McDonald’s breakfast hung out at The Coffee Club for a bit watched most of Team Ameri [...]
Pingback by serialdeviant.org(y) » This weekend I… — 17 January 2005 @ 12:40 am
[...] ndrea See To those who are missing their hotcakes, Sausage McMuffins, and Big Breakfasts, McDonalds is now serving breakfasts in Xiamen. I’ll be the one who’s drooling wh [...]
Pingback by What's On Xiamen » McDonalds now serving breakfast — 27 October 2004 @ 10:43 am
Dasar puki mak tak pernah basuh dapat anak sial macam engkau. Mak kau ada kotek. Mak kau ada puki. Mak kau jolok diri sendiri sebab tu dapat anak sial macam kau! Sebelum awak mati, saya nak kau tahu, saya iut mak kau.
[Andrea says: This above comment by PAP Supporter makes very rude statements about my mother's genitals in Malay. I think we can all agree that this is not on. He doesn't even have the balls to do it in English, and tried to hide behind a different language.]
Comment by PAP Supporter — 27 October 2004 @ 6:54 pm
oh my god..thats so bloody rude. (was reading it and felt like i havent heard those for ages..) who the fuck is this PAP supporter?
Comment by sno — 28 October 2004 @ 10:08 am
No idea, sno, an occasional troll who uses SCV MaxOnline, last time I checked.
Comment by andrea — 28 October 2004 @ 10:10 am
the pap smear talking about female genetalia…i’m sure there’s a joke in that somewhere.
Comment by kristen — 28 October 2004 @ 11:29 am
Kristen, even I’m too… restrained to make THAT joke.
Comment by andrea — 28 October 2004 @ 11:38 am
I think it is a sad comment on my life when I get excited about McDonalds so-called food!
However…Hoo-Fucking-ray!!!!
Comment by TuTu — 28 October 2004 @ 12:08 pm
So how do I say “I just wanted to get some BREAKFAST!” in Mandarin, or do they speak engrish at Mickie Dee’s?
Comment by Terry — 28 October 2004 @ 2:00 pm
If you’re lucky, ONE staff member might speak a little English. Most people make their order via pointing.
Comment by andrea — 28 October 2004 @ 2:11 pm
Don’t get there at 10:31 eh, Terry?
Comment by TuTu — 28 October 2004 @ 3:10 pm
I’ve missed both days. Slept in too late.
Comment by andrea — 31 October 2004 @ 1:05 pm
[...] met Lydia for my first-ever Chinese McDonald’s breakfast [...]
Pingback by serialdeviant.org(y) » This weekend I… — 5 February 2007 @ 8:05 pm
wats dis?? should i laugh? OR wat..
Comment by nonon — 7 January 2009 @ 6:40 am