“OhmyGod OhmyGod, they’re serving real breakfasts at McDonalds!”
“NO!!”
“Look!”
“Hotcakes! Muffins! I have to call [name deleted] right now. (Tap, tap, tap.) You will not believe what we just saw. McDonalds is serving real breakfasts in Xiamen! … Yeah, I’ll see you later. (Click.) He said he can’t believe I just called to tell him that.”
“Mmm. McDonalds breakfast.”
“I am SO THERE this Saturday. Who’s coming with me?”
“Me!”
“Me me me!”
“… Man, we’re such junk food junkies.”
This conversation happened less than 30 minutes ago, I shit you not. We are so deprived of trashy American culture the fact that McDonalds in Xiamen is finally serving breakfasts is like seeing God.
Comments
27 October 2004
10:43
What's On Xiamen » McDonalds now serving breakfast
[...] ndrea See To those who are missing their hotcakes, Sausage McMuffins, and Big Breakfasts, McDonalds is now serving breakfasts in Xiamen. I’ll be the one who’s drooling wh [...]
27 October 2004
18:54
PAP Supporter
Dasar puki mak tak pernah basuh dapat anak sial macam engkau. Mak kau ada kotek. Mak kau ada puki. Mak kau jolok diri sendiri sebab tu dapat anak sial macam kau! Sebelum awak mati, saya nak kau tahu, saya iut mak kau.
[Andrea says: This above comment by PAP Supporter makes very rude statements about my mother's genitals in Malay. I think we can all agree that this is not on. He doesn't even have the balls to do it in English, and tried to hide behind a different language.]
28 October 2004
10:08
sno
oh my god..thats so bloody rude. (was reading it and felt like i havent heard those for ages..) who the fuck is this PAP supporter?
28 October 2004
10:10
andrea
No idea, sno, an occasional troll who uses SCV MaxOnline, last time I checked.
28 October 2004
11:29
kristen
the pap smear talking about female genetalia…i’m sure there’s a joke in that somewhere.
28 October 2004
11:38
andrea
Kristen, even I’m too… restrained to make THAT joke.
28 October 2004
12:08
TuTu
I think it is a sad comment on my life when I get excited about McDonalds so-called food!
However…Hoo-Fucking-ray!!!!
28 October 2004
14:00
Terry
So how do I say “I just wanted to get some BREAKFAST!” in Mandarin, or do they speak engrish at Mickie Dee’s?
28 October 2004
14:11
andrea
If you’re lucky, ONE staff member might speak a little English. Most people make their order via pointing.
28 October 2004
15:10
TuTu
Don’t get there at 10:31 eh, Terry?
31 October 2004
13:05
andrea
I’ve missed both days. Slept in too late.
17 January 2005
00:40
serialdeviant.org(y) » This weekend I…
[...] we gave up) watched Shaun of the Dead (still funny) met Lydia for my first-ever Chinese McDonald’s breakfast hung out at The Coffee Club for a bit watched most of Team Ameri [...]
5 February 2007
20:05
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