“OhmyGod OhmyGod, they’re serving real breakfasts at McDonalds!”

“NO!!”

“Look!”

“Hotcakes! Muffins! I have to call [name deleted] right now. (Tap, tap, tap.) You will not believe what we just saw. McDonalds is serving real breakfasts in Xiamen! … Yeah, I’ll see you later. (Click.) He said he can’t believe I just called to tell him that.”

“Mmm. McDonalds breakfast.”

“I am SO THERE this Saturday. Who’s coming with me?”

“Me!”

“Me me me!”

“… Man, we’re such junk food junkies.”

This conversation happened less than 30 minutes ago, I shit you not. We are so deprived of trashy American culture the fact that McDonalds in Xiamen is finally serving breakfasts is like seeing God.

haloed mcdonalds