No word on an appearance in Hustler

Holy shit. Terry sent along a link (”Some troll posted this in a forum and I thought you might get a laugh out of it.”) extolling the virtues of Asian teenagers with breasts so huge no surgeon could seriously manage to claim any as their handiwork (no nudity, but I don’t think it’s safe for work).

These girls were big, much bigger than I expected even in my wildest dreams! They confirmed that during their late childhood in the jungle, priests were called to rub certain tinctures on their body — and especially on their chests. Nobody told them why they were receiving this treatment, but soon afterwards, their breasts started to grow, very fast and very big.

They look really, really… off-balance.

(And yes, I’m well aware that this is possibly / probably a hoax. But geez.)