Those nutty Chinese
From Danwei and The Australian (thanks, TuTu), we learn that China will soon hold the first plastic surgery beauty pageant. In TuTu’s words,
I can see the headline “China Heat Wave Melts Beauty Pageant - Unidentifiable Blob Declared Winner”
Neil offered his thoughts last night — does the surgeon win a ‘manufacturing prize’ if X number of his patients enter?
The other thing is, who is the actual winner, the surgeon or the patient? Surely the surgeon’s skill is what is at stake here. Will there be lawsuits? What if someone’s nose, or ears, or cheekbones fall off? Do they get extra points for collagen and / or botox injections?
And most importantly, will there be a humour section, with surgeries gone wrong? I’d watch that.
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EMERGENCY announcement “Is there a qualified plastics injection moulder in the building, report to contestant number 17 - STAT!”
Is it considered a plastic surgery failure when people just do things like cut holes in their ears?
That’s considered “making a statement” - like “shit I’m dumb! Can’t afford the earing!”
Are you baiting me? Hmpf.
Of course! Nothing else to do…
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