New policy: no naked men allowed

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Norway’s hotel workers want to ban pay-teevee porn in their places of work.

A typical trick by guests, mostly businessmen, is to call the front desk for extras, such as fresh towels, to get female company, said the Norwegian Hotel and Restaurant Workers’ Union, reporting a rising number of complaints.

“Most room service personnel work alone. It can be very unpleasant to get called to a room to be met by a naked man,” union leader Eli Ljunggren told Reuters. She said the complaints ranged from sleazy remarks to physical assaults.

That’s because they aren’t like Chinese hotels, whose staff call your room to offer ’special’ massages. The mountain comes to Mohammed in China.