All armpit, all the time!

From the SF Gate: Stroke My Giant Hairy Armpit.

And our chick, she really wants this armpit, is hot for this armpit, is caressing it and tickling it and wrapping her silky smooth arms and legs around it, stroking it, craving it, clearly about to let out a mad yelp at any moment and tear off her skimpy outfit and throw the giant hairy armpit to the floor and mount it and scream out sweet Jesus’s name.

I’ve never thought of armpits as objects for sexual gratification before. However, it appears that I am woefully behind the times! (Warning: none of the sites on this list are safe for work, unless you work at Penthouse or BizArre or something.)

• Gaysitez (there’s a bloke licking his own armpit!)
• Aroma Therapy (’squeeze those pitties’)

Two links are enough; I can’t look at any more armpits asking me for money while I browse fetish sites. They’re so cheesy (not the armpits, the sites) - look at this sexy armpit while we thoughtfully also include an erect penis or a pair of silicone-enhanced breasts, not that full frontal nudity makes any difference to your looking at the armpit, oh no. Thank the benevolent, merciful Deities I haven’t seen any sites that involve she-male armpit fetishes. That would be something else completely.

AXE is a brand of deodorant, known as Lynx in Singapore. Since I’ve never seen the ads, I can’t say if they’re sexist, but their website is definitely tongue-in-pitcheek.

My favourite deodorant in all the world is Lynx Accelerate.

Thank Terry for the news link, who prefaced it with, “I was able to pull myself up off the floor laughing to send this along.” I bet you didn’t expect me to do this much additional research into the issue of armpit-lovin’, did you?

• 23 Jun 2004

• Thinking